The scoreboard after two hours in Pacific Beach (aka Doucheville)

• All the toes trampled on (by heels!)
• Alcohol all over the hair, the shirt, and the jeans
• Drunk girl socked my shoulder
• Guy thrusted his junk on my ass while at the bar
• Multiple guys inappropriately groped parts of my body
• Multiple girls inappropriately threw themselves at theboy
• Pushed and shoved like a pingpong ball
• Countless conversations interrupted by the stream of douches

And yet, just another normal night in PB. UGH.